Snatch Mallet

What is Snatch Mallet?

Often used to refer to a male genetalia that is used to pound vagina. Usually ten inches or more.

Guy 1 "Are you going to meet up with Cindy later"

Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"

See radiator hose, sapp, cock

Vampire Poser

1. Emo kids who insist they're actually vampires. They usually claim to have some nonspecific medical condition which forces them to d..

Ain't No Nothing None Not

1. Quintuple negative. Best step off mofo, you ain't no nothing none not shit bitch! 2. Replace phrase with one of the following: a..

Swamp Shit

1. The residual shit found on toilet paper while wiping after sweating profusely from the anal canal. Usually occurs long after a shit has ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Snatch Mallet Edit Meaning