Snatch Mallet

What is Snatch Mallet?

Often used to refer to a male genetalia that is used to pound vagina. Usually ten inches or more.

Guy 1 "Are you going to meet up with Cindy later"

Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"

See radiator hose, sapp, cock

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