What is Snatchel?
1.
Adj. a person particularly a female experiencing symtoms similar to pre-menstrual syndrom however, these are at the end of a long day or early in the morning, or when not getting their way.
"Glad I bought you flowers today; it seemed to bring the snatchel right out of you!"
"If you're going to be a snatchel all day I will just go play video games."
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2.
A snatch that can hold a penis firmly.
Lisa's snatchel is nice and tight.
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3.
A man purse containing a pocket pussy or other erotic materials.
Ted: Is Carl carrying a man purse?
Will: Worse, my friend. He's carrying a snatchel.
Ted: What a perv.
4.
variant of fanny pack or bumbag. along the lines of cunt case, pussy pouch, muff stuffer.
ram this into your snatchel while i eat my sandwich.
5.
A little Kentucky Fried Chicken who will blow you away with zucchini bread, biking, swimming and you can't even imagine the yoga moves she can do. The Snatchel also has a counter part. She wears big pants, eats lots of acid and is known for putting her yoga moves to work. Just whatever you do. DON'T ADD ALCOHOL
Well, fuck me and paint me a snatchel.
