Snatchlasticity

What is Snatchlasticity?


1.

The tightness of a woman's vagina. Various factors can effect snachlasticity, including but not limited to having a baby, being with a well-hung partner, and being a slut.

Sharon had a C-section in order to avoid loss of snatchlasticity.

See women, woman, female, vagina, sex, pussy, cunt, love tunnel

2.

Elasticity of the vagina. A portmanteau of snatch and "elasticity."

"More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity" -- Fark headline, 30 March 2006.

See snatch, vagina, tight, loose, pussy

3.

The measure of tightness of a woman's vagina.

That woman has slept around so much she's lost all her snatchlasticity. Like throwing hot dog down a hallway.

See loose, tight, gape, vagina

4.

the elasticity of a woman's snatch specifically in reference to the speed at which it regains tightness after a natural birthing. can be improved by doing kegelexercises. first known usage in a discussion thread regarding cesarian sections on fark.

my girl's got mad snatchlasticity; one week after junior popped out, she was tight as ever.

See snatch, tight, kegel, loose, pussy

5.

The elasticity of the vagina, especially after childbirth.

I had a C-section to preserve maxmimum snatchlasticity

See snatch, loose, tight, vagina, c-section

6.

The tightness of a womans vagina; ability for vagina to bounce back to tightness after much use, or pregnancy

"Her snatchlasticity was good a few weeks after birth, though it helped that the baby was premature and had a small, misshapen head."

See vagina, tight, box, cookie, cunt

7.

The ability of a woman's vagina to return to form. Usually used to refer to women that have given birth to one or more children already, as they'll likely lose this ability w/o the help of Dr. Kegel's exercises.

More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity.


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