What is Snatchsquatch?
1.
A girl that let's her pubic hair grow with wild abandon.
I was eating out this snatchsquatch the other night and got enough hair to make a wig stuck in between my teeth.
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2.
Extremely hairy and out of control female pubic region. Usually appears as if the woman in question has sasquatch's head in a leg lock.
Also a reference to the fact that many women today shave their pubic hair, and thus is sighted rarely, especially in strip clubs and porno movies.
When she took off her pants, I could see the hair coming out from the sides of her panties; it looked like she had snatchsquatch hiding in there.
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3.
A broad-shouldered beast living within human society that lacks every social skill taught to elementary school students. Their frame borderlines on that of the female homo-sapien and Yeti. They are most commonly found at Home Depot, Summer craft and female music festivals.
Look, it's a Snatchsquatch! Hide the Miller Lite!
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