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When you go to take a dump, and it is so lengthy that it bottoms out in the toilet bowl, so you must lift yourself up off the toilet se..
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Easter Sunday. Christ came back from the dead on a Sunday. Zombies come back from the dead. Ergo, Zombie Sunday.
"Hey, what are yo..
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Toilet paper for the poor.
Dagnamit, use both sides of the rectum rag, ya idjit...