Snausage

What is Snausage?


1.

Snausages are dog treats.

ie: "Hey Rover, do you want a snausage? Beg for it!"

2.

an 80's treat for a dog...

the product had a cathcy jingle...

'snausages'

3.

A mansausage that is inside of some really snug fitting jeans, with a super pronounced outline. (Snug fit sausage)

Dude check out how tight that guys jeans are, he is totally rocking the snausage!!

See dick, sausage, jeans, mansausage, tight

4.

The name describing the male crotch after being fully shaven. See turtle lips for the female definition.

Adam: "So Matt, where do you swim again?"

Matt: "Down at the YMCA by my house."

Adam: "How are the facilities?"

Matt: "They are ok, but the real highlight of my workout occurs after my swim in the locker room when I get to look at all of the snausage. Some mornings I just don't want to leave."

Adam: "Uhhh nevermind..."

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5.

A snack sized sausage. Usuaully seen at holiday parties and receptions, often with a toothpick in it.

Oh man, I feel so ill, I should not have eaten so many of those snausages.

See sausage, buffet, food, snacks

6.

The piece of cloth on a pair of pants (or shorts) that seperates a male cameltoefrom a female cameltoe.

"Hey Adam, check out that rack on the chick I hooked up with last weekend. You should have heard her scream my name."

"I don't think thats a chick man, look at the 5 o'clock shadow"

"No way, check out that cameltoe."

"Sorry Matt, thats a snausage."

"Shit..."

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7.

A dude whose sexuality is questionable, even if he is dating a female, married or has children.

"Hey man, I think that guy Mike is a pole smoker."

"No way dude... he is married and has a kid..."

"It doesnt matter... he is still a total snausage."


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