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n. The male anatomy.
"I tried to give her the beef cucumber, but her bacon trench was all dried out and full of sand."
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Roxanne gets molested by older men with chocolate covered dildos twice
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Guy2: Holy shit, seriously?
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noun. when one takes oneself out on a date in which the ultimate prize is masteurbation.
I had such a good masteurdate last night, I go..