Sneak-a-beat

What is Sneak-a-beat?


1.

The act of secretly and quickly masturbating whilst your parents are home and/or at the grocery store.

"Bye mom, take your time at the grocery store! I'll be fine."

*Mother leaves*

"Heheheh, time to sneak-a-beat!"

See jack off, masturbate, sex, beat off, get off, ejaculate, parents, store

2.

When you think your buddys gone so you try to get a quick beat off, but they suddenly bust in on you while your tryin to whack it and you try to act like your sleepin, like nothin was goin on.

I left the house only to return to catch bakers ass tryin to sneak-a-beat to some soft core porn on showtime.

See ass, soft, core, porn, house


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