What is Sneak-a-beat?
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The act of secretly and quickly masturbating whilst your parents are home and/or at the grocery store.
"Bye mom, take your time at the grocery store! I'll be fine."
*Mother leaves*
"Heheheh, time to sneak-a-beat!"
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When you think your buddys gone so you try to get a quick beat off, but they suddenly bust in on you while your tryin to whack it and you try to act like your sleepin, like nothin was goin on.
I left the house only to return to catch bakers ass tryin to sneak-a-beat to some soft core porn on showtime.
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When you hear someone near you fart and you blast out a much louder and more powerful fart in retaliation.
You walk in to wake your son..
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Someone to full of self importance too busy believing they are smarter than others that they fail to realise the bus actually left them ..
