Sneaky Jesus

What is Sneaky Jesus?


1.

1) Technique used by popular Christian bands to 'sneak' Jesus or religious themes into their music.

2) The act of stealthily slipping a crucifix into the anus of one's partner during sexual intimacy.

Don't trust Keaton, he'll give you a Sneaky Jesus when you're not lookin'.

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2.

Sex so hard and fast that it could only have been Jesus who snuck up and did it.

The sneaky jesus here is unbelievable!

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3.

A Sneaky Jesus is sex so hard and fast that only jesus could have done it!

"Hey, i have just gave that dude a Sneaky Jesus!" Ha Ha

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