Sneaky Jesus

What is Sneaky Jesus?

1.

1) Technique used by popular Christian bands to 'sneak' Jesus or religious themes into their music.

2) The act of stealthily slipping a crucifix into the anus of one's partner during sexual intimacy.

Don't trust Keaton, he'll give you a Sneaky Jesus when you're not lookin'.

See anal sex, jesus, sneaky, crucifix, keaton

2.

Sex so hard and fast that it could only have been Jesus who snuck up and did it.

The sneaky jesus here is unbelievable!

See sneaky, jesus, sneak, religion

3.

A Sneaky Jesus is sex so hard and fast that only jesus could have done it!

"Hey, i have just gave that dude a Sneaky Jesus!" Ha Ha

See sneaky, jesus, sex, fast, hard, Z-J
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