What is Sneaky Jesus?
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1) Technique used by popular Christian bands to 'sneak' Jesus or religious themes into their music.
2) The act of stealthily slipping a crucifix into the anus of one's partner during sexual intimacy.
Don't trust Keaton, he'll give you a Sneaky Jesus when you're not lookin'.
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Sex so hard and fast that it could only have been Jesus who snuck up and did it.
The sneaky jesus here is unbelievable!
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A Sneaky Jesus is sex so hard and fast that only jesus could have done it!
"Hey, i have just gave that dude a Sneaky Jesus!" Ha Ha
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Large, protruding front teeth similar to those of a rabbit.
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A scottish exclaimation of surprise or sudden pain.
Ohyacuntchay!! I have my penis caught in my fly...
