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When you come on a girls chest, let it dry and then chisel it off.
I splooged on a girls chest last night and rather than wipe it off w..
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When lying in bed with their girlfriend in the morning the bloke releases a fart so potent in evil the female has no choice but to get u..
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Random insult for females only.
Male counterpart is Knobbie-Wankie
Oh MAX'S MUM, YOU STUPID FANNY-POKEY!!..