Sneaky Pete The Magician

What is Sneaky Pete The Magician?

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When you are fucking a woman from behind, grasp her firmly behind the neck and fein orgasm. Simultaneously, quietly, spit onto her lower back. When she turns to view the damage, unleash with the full power of a real orgasm into her eye.

Lisa to her friend Marie: My eyes really burn!

Marie: Take out your contacts.

Lisa: No, It's because John caught me with a sneaky Pete the Magician.

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