What is Sneal?
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A sneal is not quite a snack, nor is it quite a meal. A sneal lies somewhere in between the two, and snealing is most commonly practiced by college students. When confronted with the question of what the healthiest methods of eating are, it has been said that regular "snealing" is more beneficial to the individual than regular "mealing." A sneal, in most cases, is equivalent to 2/3 of a meal (This also means that 2 sneals equals roughly 1 1/3 meals).
To date, the most common snealing plan involves a regular breakfast, a regular lunch, and two sneals in the evening (one typically at 5 p.m., the other typically at 8 p.m.). Though the average "snealer" eats two sneals a day, it is quite possible, and perhaps more beneficial, to eat three in a single day to support the growing minds of college students.
Another part of the sneal involves 2 - 8 oz. glasses of the choice beverage. Though milk is encouraged to be at least one of these drinks, it is not absolutely necessary for a healthy sneal.
If we sneal now at 5:30, we will still have time for another one before the cafeteria closes.
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A Sneal is a quick, convenient, portable, high-quality single serving that gives you healthy nutrition. Sneal is a term coined by Dr. Ray Powell, Medical Director of Physicians Plan Weight Management Medical Clinic that helps people lose weight by eating right. The most frequent problem Dr. Powell experiences with people trying to lose weight is that they are not eating enough. They starve themselves, then overeat, throwing off their body's metabolism. Instead, he recommends they enjoy a Sneal every 2-3 hours to help their body maintain the right energy level without adding weight. More specifically he defines a sneal as a good carbohydrate (fruits and veggies) AND a LEAN Protein OR just a LEAN Protein in the Range of 60 to 250 calories.
Sneal - "More than a snack, less than a meal" or "I'm starving; I'm going to grab a quick sneal before we head into that meeting."
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The elusive 'sneal' is thought to be a cross between a snake, eel, and seal. A member of the 'saminal' phylum, the elusive sneal is often stepped on while humans participate in aquatic activities such as under water basket weaving, surfing, and poop snaking.
bro, is that a sneal? yes indeed proceed with caution.
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The love between two people, found to persist through eternity, despite lack of encouragement by jealous creeps.
Sneal!
