What is Sneck?
1.
The neck of a dirty seagull, often prepared in the Pacific Northwest with a twist of lime in a brackish broth.
The smell emitted by a hobos beard, usually the beard of a beach fairing hobo.
The beard of a beach bum.
The unkept beard of a fisherman.
A beard that smells of fish and or has pieces of fish stuck in it.
The pieces of fish stuck in facial hair.
"Last night at the restaurant I order a bowl of sneck and it didn't come with any beak so i got all aggro and choked the
chrimp y waiter!"
"I don't like going to Kayak Point because theirs always hobos down there and it wreaks of sneck."
The beach hobo had a dirty, greasy beard and when I would drive by I would yell "Hey you Godamn hobo! Wash your filthy sneck you piece of homeless shit!".
The sneck of the fisherman had collected so many scales the seagulls would follow him wherever he would go.
The greasy hobo would lie on his back and allow the seagulls to carefully clean it.
When traveling in Italy, be sure to indulge in a local delicacy, flat bread baked with fresh bits of sneck picked from the beards of the towns most beautiful women.
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2.
A Geordie or North Eastern word for the
'Don't forget to flick the sneck down'. Which indicates to lock the door.
'Don't forget to check the sneck before you go to bed'. To check the door is locked.
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