What is Snedge?
1.
to snedge
v. snedged, (snedge•ing, snedg•es, snedg•er)
v. intr.
To attempt to sniff or gain pleasure by sniffing the bicycle seats belonging to girls, particularly schoolgirls.
Sports. To engage in snedging.
To sniff or smell something inappropriate; insult: Coaks is an unmighty snedger, boy.
From Khark (Cork)
You langer, boy, I saw you snedging at St Mary's School for Girls, like.
2.
the type of person that gets you to do their job for them, because they have a pissy bit of power, and after you break your bollocks doing it, they "forget" to say thanks, and take all the credit.
see
that snedge has just gone on his fourth snedgin' holiday this year, last time he brought back what looked like a new personality but it turned out to be a nasty little disease. snedgetastic!
3.
Little-known geordie/north-east term for Snow
Hawway man lets gan ootside, theres fukkan snedge everywhere, get yer speedos and t-short leek
4.
versatile verb adjetive,noun
snedge off
piss up a snedgin' rope go away
snedgetasticwonderful
snedgeville where snedges hang
snedge petal female loved one
snedgearama where many snedges hang
snedge breath morning breath
snedge face ugly person
"you big snedge"
"i fell off the roof of my house and that bleedin snedge just stood there and laughed as the ambulance crew were removing the garden rake from my snegin' left buttock"
5.
person who is always trying to make themselves look good, but only ends up doing the opposite
see david brent: character from bbc tv's "the office"
see gareth: character from bbc tv's "the office"
i like to do the best job that is humanly possible while still remaining dashing and attractive to those who have to work with me, because it is only fair to them, and they appreciate that, i've been thinking about giving classes, but you know, i'm far to busy..
