Sneed Edit Meaning

1.

sneed is a common term used to describe people with extremely nerdy characteristics including pasty skin, lack of communication skills (unless online), extreme red eye, and the ability to beat any rpg in under 15 hours. Sneed's often tend to befriend other sneeds and create groups of l33t gamers who develop plans to one day conquer middle earth through the skills of a lvl 70 wizard mage.

The man who memorized pi to like 9992309470417 decimal places is a huge sneed. yet i envy him

Steve Erkel, Dexter from dexters lab, peabody, professor frink, J.R.R. Tolkien, George Lucas

See nerd, super nerd, gamer, jock, skid, smart, intelligent, noob

2.

a debacle of epic proportions, a major failure and/or disappointment.

Coventry was a real sneed of a music festival.

3.

A balding or short-haired man with a perfectly sculpted,round,full beard prone to smiling with his top teeth. A sneed is typically wearing a tweed jacket, short sleeved dress or polo shirt (tucked into his pants), or jogging shorts and a bike helmet. Recumbent bikes are their primary mode of transportation. A sneed will frequently try to engage you in conversation about a very specific topic which you obviously know nothing about.

I saw a sneed Talking to the checkout girl at Blockbuster about time dilation. He looked just like Richard Hatch from the first Survivor.

See beards, nerds, tweed

4.

when a person is so blatantly stupid to the point where there is not a word in the english language that could describe the level of total stupidity that this person daily carries on his/her shoulders,these people known as "sneeds" do everything from killing jokes,to making horrible mistakes in their choice of every day vocabulary

sean:sup caleb,wanna hear a joke

caleb:no shutup sneed

sean: *begins to cry*.....you're mean...

See sean, caleb, sneed, snead

5.

completely awesome. (see, Walrus)

Whoa, that's sneed yo.

See sneed, cool, awesome, bangin, walrus, Jewtiful

6.

short for "special need"; a person who acts like a complete retard.

Dude! Your such a sneed! I told you not to lick it! Man, next time don't be so sneedy!

See special needs, retard, dork, dumb, stupid, jerk

7.

to scam, steal, rip someone off, dishonest

Brah was tryin to sneed me on that eighth

See matt