Sneezegasm

What is Sneezegasm?

1.

An urban legend has it that if you sneeze 7 times in a row you will orgasm. An orgasm achieved this way is known as a Sneezegasm.

With this hayfever I've been blowing snot outta my face all week, but this morning I swear it was so bad I had a sneezegasm and I'd already used up almost all my kleenex. I had goo drippin' outta me top and bottom and only enough left to wipe one or the other. So basically my underwear is glued to me now.

See sneeze, sneezing, orgasm, kleenex, goo

2.

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

The girlfriend sneezegasm'd.

See sneeze, orgasm, sneezgasim, beauty, fml
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