Sneezing Webster

What is Sneezing Webster?


1.

Sticking your dick into a nostrel of a cow while plugging the other nostrel with your hand making the cow tongue your balls.

Dude my friend lost his balls while getting a sneezing webster.

See sneezing, webster, cow, balls, dirty

2.

A sex act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.

First guy: "I read about this thing called a "sneezing webster" on Urban Dictionary yesterday. You stick your dick into a cow's nose and block the other nostril and shove your balls in it's mouth. Man, that has to be the most disgusting sex act ever."

Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."

See stupid, insane, beastiality, moronic, batshit crazy


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