Sneezure

What is Sneezure?


1.

repetitive sneezing; five or more. Also see grandma sneezures.

My sneezures are so bad I almost past out from lack of oxygen.

See Heath

2.

To sneeze several times uncontrollably, as though having a seizure.

My brother who has allergies woke me this morning when he was having one of his sneezures.

See sneeze, seizure, sneezathon, orgasm

3.

Rapid repetitive sneezing over (5+ sneezes) a period of less than 10 seconds. Can be measured in sps (Sneezes / Second)

After taking a huge sniff of the moldy wall, I had a 9 sps sneezure, which was my most intense sneezure to date.

See sneeze, seizure, rapid, sneizure

4.

A full-body spasm caused by a violent sneeze. Flailing arms and/or legs often wreak havoc to anyone or anything within reach.

Rocky knocked his books off the table, due to a particulary violent sneezure.

See sneeze, spasm, accident, fit, nose

5.

Repetitive sneezing, A sneezing attack, Sneezing 5+ times in a short time

Emma couldn't stop sneezing, she was having a sneezure!

See sneeze, sneezing

6.

An extremely loud, room shaking sneeze. Usually occurs as a spasmodic attack and in patterns of two to three at a time.

My mom just had a sneezure. She sneezed so hard the whole room shook. It was totally embarrassing!

See sneeze, gesundheit, seizure, earthquake

7.

When an individual tries desperately to suppress a sneeze or multiple sneezes.

“ Man I think the boss is having a sneezure!”

See sneeze, seizure, boss, multiple


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