Sneizure

What is Sneizure?


1.

An over-exaggerated sneeze, usually including excessive noises, movements, and the knocking of things over.

Disturbance of regular life is common with sneizures.

Guy 1: Hey man, ah... Ah. AHHH. CHOO CHEE AHHHS CHIII AIIIIGHHH CHI! *Flail*

-dog falls to it's knees-

Guy 2: Dude... Cover that Sneizure. You killed my dog.

See sneeze, seizure, flail, dogs, knees, excessive

2.

An instance in which one person sneezes repeatedly for a large amount of time, usually resulting in annoyance from all surrounding parties

1: OMG did you hear her story?

2: No, I couldn't hear anything! She was impossible to hear during her sneizure.

See sneeze, seizure, sneezure, silence, attack

3.

A sneeze so violent it nearly takes your head off.

My headcold is so bad I'm having sneizures.

See sickness, illness, common cold


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