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What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs
Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you..
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- So hungry you could eat another man's balls.
I haven't eaten in 2 days...IM STARVING BALLS!
See starving, munchies, sneaky..
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i have been the victim of a scam and have suffered some ill result.
she told me this ring was real gold, but it's turning my finge..