What is Snerkie?
1.
A dangerous feral animal, that is so ugly that if it is shown it's own reflection, it will go into cardiac arrest at the second. If you encounter one, do not engage. Run before you vomit out your innards all over the floor.
Because of this animal's nature, it is often used to describe people. A certain internet user has adopted it as their moniker, as they have faced the truth that they are just as disgusting to gaze upon.
Guy #1: Holy shit man!
Guy #2: What?!
Guy #1: I JUST SAW A SNERKIE IN THE WOODS AND NEARLY SHIT MYSELF! FUCK, THAT ANIMAL IS UGLY!
Or:
Guy #1: Ouch, man, look at that girl. She's disgusting.
Guy #2: Yeah, she's so ugly, she's Snerkie.
*Girl overhears and kills self*
Guy #1: ... I think she heard you.
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2.
Ugly beyond belief, to the extent you want to vomit at the sight of it.
Brian: Ahhh, that chick is SO snerkie!
Mike: You sure thats a chick!?
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