What is Snerkle?
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putting your nose in a woman's vaginal orifice and blowing. Derived from the underwater breathing apparatus the "snorkle" designed by Jacques Cousteau. It is also reported that old Jacques was the first to ever "snerkle" a woman, but he never publicly admitted it. It makes a funny sound.
I gave her a snerkle when she wasn't expecting it and she kicked me in the teeth.