Snickets Edit Meaning

1. A person from New Zealand. Man, New Zealand isn't even a real country. They're just a bunch of Quasi-Aussies. See kiwi, aus..

1. Also known as the "salmon beefburger" A hamburger with grilled salmon topping. Once considered to be madness, now it haunts ..

1. Any girl who innocently takes on the role of "beard" to hide a man's homosexuality. Katie Holmes is a poor, unsuspecting..