What is Sniffers Right Index Finger For These Reasons:[/m]?

- he picks his nose.

- he repeatedly employs the nose goesmethod of task avoidance.

- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.

person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.

person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.

person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.

person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.

person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.

person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.

person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.

See brown nose, nose fruit, nose oyster, nose meat
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