What is Sniffles?
1.
Also known as a cold, when one's nose is runny and makes noises when breathing which distract and disgust everyone around. "Sniffles" is commonly used by grandmothers in conversations with their grandchildren.
Aw, you have the sniffles? Let me get you a tissue out of my purse.
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2.
Used to express desirability of an object. Not quite the shiznit, but better than dope. See also sick, ill.
That new bike is the sniffles!
3.
When you cum in a girl's nose.
"I blasted this chick with a bad case of the sniffles over there by the Golden Tee machine."
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4.
Another term for polypro, the under-armor like material the military uses in cold climates.
"Ok soilders you fucked up security watch last night so now no sniffles privelages."
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5.
When in the 69 position and your nose gets too close to the anus. Not a problem following a shower. But you can get the sniffles if she has been at work all day.
Christ love we need to change position i have the sniffles and cant breath!!
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6.
A word for cocaine, derived from the word sniff.
Got any sniff?
Got any sniffles?
I like to buy a bit of sniffles every weekend. We'll go twos on that gram.
7.
Moist anal breaths. They are very taxing physically, but create a truly marvelous aroma.
I had the sniffles so bad that grandma nearly passed out, ha ha!