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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
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When you knock something off of a shelve or hanger in a store and then quickly walk away instead of picking it up.
**Hanger falls**
&..
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To fuck somebody in their open wound
Oliver: i tripped and scraped my knee then grady tore it open and did a grady special.
Calvin: Ri..