Snog Scale Edit Meaning

1.

This is the snog scale, there is a georgia nicholson version, but the one at our school is slightly different

0.5 Hug

1 Holding hands

2 Arm Around

2.5 Footsie

3 Goodnight kiss

4 Kiss lasting 3 mines without a breath

4.5 Hand snogging

5 Open mouth snogging

6 Snogging with tongues

6.25 lip nibbling

6.5 neck nuzzling

6.75 ear snogging

7 Upper body fondling (outside shirt)

8 Upper body fondling (inside shirt)

8.25 Lower body fondling (outside)

8.5 Lower body fondling (inside, or if wearing skirt)

8.75 Stripping

9 Below waist activity (B.W.A)-- Like third base

10 Full monty

" I got to 8 on the snog scale with Henry yesterday!!"

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2.

a scale used to define where you are dating wise

5 sticky eyes (Be careful using this. I’ve still got some complete twit following me around like a seeing-eye dog.)

1 holding hands

2 arm around

3 goodnight kiss

4 kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who’s got a watch but no boyfriend.)

4.5 hand snogging (I really don’t want to go into this. Ask Jas.)

5 open mouth kissing

6 tongues

6.5 ear snogging

6.75 neck nuzzling

7 upper body fondling – outdoors

8 upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)

Virtual number 8 (When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggees head.)

9 below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing your pants. Don’t blame me. Ask Jules.)

10 the full monty (Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, “Tonight the Prime Minister has reached Number 10.” And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.)

i got to number 8 on the snog scale with mark last night!!

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