What is Snoid?
1.
A greasy, reggae-listening-to, pot-smoking middle class white fool.
"Yo, you wanna go smoke out with Brendon?"
"Nah, i can't hang with that snoid."
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2.
Someone (usually a man) who gets off by sniffing other people's bicycle seats or chair bottoms.
Did you see that creeptastic snoid sniffing around the bike racks after class?
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3.
Dwarfish sub-human creature that dwells in the sewer
Don’t stand near the sewer grate, or a snoid will get you
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4.
Something that crawls up your ass.
"Don't be a fucking snoid!" i.e., don't crawl up my ass and be a pain.
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5.
Nitrous Oxide Gas. Or sometimes known as doing whippets. Usually inhaling gas from Nitrous oxide capsules used for making whipped cream.
We were doing snoid all night and today I feel stupid.
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6.
A SNOID is a big dumb annoying,palooka,
a stupid bitch, a skinny white or black trash fuck, a fool who should know better by now in life, but doesn't know SHIT about SHIT because they don't make the effort and don't care. Their brain spends their whole life in their mental pajamas, and their whole schtick in life is sloppy and makes problems for everyone around them because they are weak, shallow, stupid, bothersome SNOIDS.
"The only people they show getting arrested 'COPS' are the fucking SNOIDS!
7.
A hooded sweatshirt with a zipper. Developed in metrodetroit in the sixties. Doubles as a nickname for John.
It's cold and I think I'm going to sport my groovy snoid tonight.
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