Snooker

What is Snooker?


1.

A British leisure game similar to billiards (invented before billiards) where you try to hit each colored ball into one of the six pockets.

Snooker is a pretty fun game to play.

2.

1. n. billiard game played on a large table.

2. v. act of playing a safety shot in this billiard game.

The verb form snookered is not to be confused with the noun form snooker. Also these terms are not to be confused with the UK common slang word snooks, which refers to a stupid person.

T: You wanna play some snooker (1)?

J: sure!

T: I'm gonna snooker (2) you.

J: no way, you snooks

See snooker, pool, billiards, safety, shot

3.

The single god-word to say when your unsuspecting, casual pool-playing friends ask if you know how to play their game.

(when playing 8-ball)

Bob & Friends: Hey Joe, do you know how to use that cue?

Joe: I play snooker.

Bob & Friends: Holy shittt! Everybody, pull back your wagers, quick time!

See snooker, baize, cue, 8-ball, 9-ball, balls, billiards

4.

to cheat somebody, to trick him or her

"You snookered him! Bravo!"

See trick, cheat, betray, fool

5.

bigger than pool

its bigger than pool

6.

anything and everything

it means EVERYTHING

can sometimes be pronounced "snooka"

dude, what a snooka. hes so fucking hot

omg, i was so snookered last night

SNOOKA PLEASE

See badass, amazing, stupid, yes, ick

7.

A derogative slang for people lower down in the corporate heirarchy.

Just blame it on a snooker.


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