Snookered Edit Meaning

1.

tipsy; drunk; inebriated

I decided to get a bit snookered tonight.

2.

fooled

I've been snookered.

See Big Swede

3.

v. (in the billiards game snooker) Refers to a safety shot that makes the next shot by the opponent very difficult. Not to be confused with the UK slang term snooks

Steven Hendry snookered his opponent with a beautiful safety shot.

See snookered, snooker, safety, shot, pool

4.

Wanting to pot the pink but being 'snookered' behind a red and having to attempt a difficult brown.

This is in relation to the cue sport's rules where the pink ball is worth more points than a brown, however the touching of the red ball is a foul move.

The context of the joke is wanting to have normal sex, however your girlfriend or wife is on her period. Instead you are forced to convince her into having anal sex.

The term is mainly used in countries where snooker is a popular sport.

Mate, I was gagging for itlast night but was snookered behind the red. No luck with the brown either.

See snooker, period, anal sex, butt sex, cock blocked

5.

Up shit creek without a paddle.

6.

caught in traffic so you can't move around the slow car in front of you...that is more than likely driven by a woman

Dude, I'm so snookered right now

See snickered, trapped, caught, clusterfuck