What is Snorf?
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1.(Verb) To speak with an overly noticable lisp as a result of physical deformation, usually in the lips
2.(Noun) One who speaks with a constant lisp due to his or her oversized lips
1. ex: "Sarah totally snorfed when she tried to read that sentence aloud"
2. ex: "The snorf is difficult to understand. Can someone please tell me what he was saying?"
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The offspring of a Smurf and a Snork. These amphibious blue creatures measure three apples high and play the trumpet.
"While hiking through the woods this morning, I stepped on a snorf."
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A polite, fun and stress relieving way of saying "what the &#%@*#"
You have a cocktail party at your house and many guests are present. Someone spills a glass of red wine on your white Karastan Wool Carpet. You exclaim "what the snorf?"
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verb. to fake snoring so that your boyfriend/spouse/significant other will think that you are asleep and therefore will no longer have to listen to his/her rambling on about his/her horrible day.
The other night she was going on and on about something and I just couldn't help it, I just had to snorf just so make her shut up!
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Snorf
verb: Snorfed, Snorfing, Snorfs
To shoplift a small item by hiding it up the nose.
"Dude, I bet you I can snorf those marbles."
"She snorfed until her nose bled."
"I got caught snorfing paper clips again."
"If he snorfs that he will never get it out."
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Snorf is a giraffe with a dirty minge. She sticks her neck out for people.
Snorf's favourite moto is " Say No To Dirty Minges"
Go clean your cheesy minge out you dirty snorf
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1. an exclamatory word used when you think something is too adorable for words.
2. it can also be used when realizing a mistake
look at that puppy....snorf!
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