What is Snork?
1.
Verb: to drink something and have it come out your nose because you're laughing so hard.
I told her a funny joke while she was drinking a soda and she snorked. Then I killed her for wasting good soda, and licked it up off the ground.
2.
The early 80's underwater equivalent to
I think I saw that guy's snork hanging out of his gym shorts!
3.
to unintentionally snort loudly while laughing. Also used as an exclamation after someone snorks, to emphasize the fact and increase their embarrassment.
She laughed so hard she snorked.
After he snorted, I pointed at him, yelled "SNORK!" and laughed.
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4.
Pot and tobacco both packed into a bowl and smoked from a bong.
We did snork hits yesterday and got fucked.
5.
to sniff loudly, sucking mucous back into your head. Often occurs when nose is stuffed up, or when one has been crying, and there is no tissue around with which to blow it.
She forgot to bring any tissue, and so had to keep snorking it back.
This really gross guy snorks all the way through class. I don't know why he doesn't just blow his nose!
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6.
To clear mucus from nostril by blowing without using a tissue. Frequently done by runners or cyclists
During the race, Ian's nose was running, so he put his finger on the side of his nose and snorked. Being well-mannered, he first made sure no one was behind him.
Did Santa snork to get up the chimney?
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7.
To suck breath out of one's partner's lungs whilst kissing, usually resulting in them making loud involuntary animal noises. An amazingly fun pastime.
Then Francesco snorked Cindy, drawing out an elephant-like scream from her throat. Afterward neither could breathe for the giggles.
