Snorked

What is Snorked?


1.

bent like a snorkle.

person1 "damn bro that poll is so snorked!"

person2 "yeah dude. that poll is fucked, dude needs to straighten it."

See bent, broken, twisted, fucked up, snorkle

2.

verb

past tense to snork;

To shoot liquids from the nose as a result from laughing too hard or abruptly.

"Oh my god, that part of the movie was so fucking funny I snorked Diet Coke all over the place!"

See nose, snork, drink, laugh, projectile

3.

the act of having your crotch sniffed by an unfamiliar dog

I tried to act cool in front of her parents while her fucking Doberman snorked me


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