Snorkel Edit Meaning

1.

This advanced sexual maneuver begins with two men in a bathtub filled with warm water, preferably around 85 degrees fahrenheit. One of the men dons a mask, snorkel, and swim fins, and manually stimulates the other man's penis with both hands until it ejaculates underwater. He then dips the open end of his snorkel deep below the surface, and sucks up the clouds of liquid before they have time to dissolve, swallowing them whole.

"Oh, and Carlos left a message for you. Something about going snorkeling later."

See rusty trombone, dirty sanchez, angry pirate, donkey punch, gay, blumpkin, Diver Dan

2.

A style of North Face jacket. Usually says Hyvent or 550 on it, or it has an Antarctica patch.

Damn, that snorkel is hot... run that shit!!!

See jacket, coat

3.

To accidentally inhale and eat simaltaneously, resulting in food being caught in the trachea, (airway) and being passed, coughed, sneezed or pulled through the nose.

I was eating a plate of eggs and sausage when someone next to me said something so funny I laughed while swallowing some food, causing me to snorkel a piece of sausage.

See choke, sneeze, chew, masticate, swallow

4.

A sexual act where a tall man (a spaniard, for example) leads a much shorter man (e.g. a slavik dwarf) into the sea or ocean. When the water becomes too deep for the dwarf to breathe without swimming, the taller man forces the dwarf's head under water and shoves his cock in the dwarf's mouth, mimicking a snorkel.

Especially effective if the dwarf's body floats up in the water so that he is only tethered by his head.

"What the hell are those two guys up to?"

"Looks like the short one's wearing a snorkel."

See spaniard, snorkel, drowning, blow job

5.

When a girl is sucking your balls and your dick lays on her face. So it looks like shes using a snorkel. Works better if she looks at you in the face.

Your mom: Gurgle gurgle snorkel

Me: What? I cant understand you, you're underwater.

See snorkel, under, water, balls

6.

Oh My God! I can't believe nobody knows a real snorkel! It's when a girl is giving you a blowjob and when you are about to come you stick your dick deeper down her throat and pinch her nose. Your dick IS the snorkel.

I stuck my dick down Leyla's throat and pinched her nose when i was about to nut and gave her a snorkel.

See snorkel, blowjob, bj, balls, hummer

7.

verb.-to put something up the anal or vaginal cavity that does not belong naturally. If you don't indicate what with it is understood to be a dildo.

I am about to snorkel your ass with a baseball bat.

or

I snorkled your mom last night