What is Snorkel-dick?
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When latinos take a whiz sometimes they expose their snorkel-dicks. Usually they try to hide them. Hint: Don't ever laugh and point at it.
"I giggled at that beaner's snorkel-dick and he had his switchblade at my neck instantly."
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Pulling a Seacrest is when a guy masturbates in front of a mirror and is aroused by his own image.
Ryan Seacrest is so in love with him..