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A piss and a wank.Definitely male oriented.
Person A: Want to go down the pub?
Person B: Nah mate I'll meet you down there, I nee..
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When you are taking a shit and your poop submerges into the water and the water splashes into your butt hole causing great discomfort.
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A number that appears on telephones mysteriously at night when no one is around.
Usually it's a government spy trying to get a hol..