What is Snorlax?
1.
1. A massive pokemon
2. A massive human usaully a hurtful nickname
guy-Conner Klein is a fucking snorlax.
girl-I know he is so massive holy shit!
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2.
Very lazy. Just eats and sleeps. As its rotund bulk builds, it becomes steadily more slothful.
I captured Snorlax after waking him with ma Pokeflute.
3.
A Pokemon.
He fuckin' owns in this movie.
He can fuckin' hold all the Pokemon. (10)
Snorlax fuckin' owns you.
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4.
A mom or some sort of woman who is very attractive and gets you hard.
Its a codename so your friends dont know your talking about thier own mother.
"Oh man, I wacked off to a picture of Snorlax this morning"
"Damnnn, Snorlax knows what shes doing under them sheets"
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5.
A really fat chick, often goes out searching for food or mates. Throw an apple to distract, or a rock to make it angry. Best captured with a Heavy Ball.
"A wild snorlax has appeared!" - used when seeing a snorlax in its daily activities
"Did you see that snorlax?!"
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6.
Derived from the fat, sleepy pokemon Snorlax from the original pokemon games, who sits and causes obstruction. This can be used when walking when
1. There is a fat person in front blocking your path
2. Someone is stood blocking the path for no good reason. e.g. talking to someone else
3.When the people walking in front of you are just walking so slow they're practically stood still.
1. "sorry I'm late, i was stuck behind this Snorlax and couldn't get past."
2. "god I hate these Snorlaxes who completely get in your way when your trying to get somewhere quick."
3. "hey, I'm sick of walking slow, just overtake that Snorlax in front.""yeah she's holding everyone up"
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7.
aka rem
a large azn male. loves to hate things. the most evil person you will meet, he dreams of world domination. remington is also a very lazy person. he drives down the block to go to his friends house to watch hockey.
rem also is an alcoholic.
"yo! is that snorlax passed out in that chair blocking the doorway, someone go get a pokeflute to wake him so we can get by."
"no that is just rem, his passed out because he drinks too much. don't wake him he will be very angry, lets get some sharpies and write on him."
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