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When a man ejaculates in a person's toothpaste.
He was pissing me off, so I gave him a colgate surprise.
Logistically, it was har..
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Vomiting on a womans back while on a one night stand, during sexual intercourse. In the doggystyle position.
Man, I met this girl at th..
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to perform profound acts
Dave took it apon himself to swallow, regurgitate on to his own chest, then spiderman himself, while michelle ..
