Snot Jockey

What is Snot Jockey?

When one wipes his/her anal crack with another individual's nose, thus riding someone's snot like a horse jockey.

This may either be a form of revenge or punishment, or a means of enhancing masturbation.

After Bob fell asleep, Charlie pulled down his pants and snot jockey'd the hell out of Bob's face.

See jocky, snot, nose rider, butt face, brown nosing

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