What is Snot Jockey?
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When one wipes his/her anal crack with another individual's nose, thus riding someone's snot like a horse jockey.
This may either be a form of revenge or punishment, or a means of enhancing masturbation.
After Bob fell asleep, Charlie pulled down his pants and snot jockey'd the hell out of Bob's face.
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