What is Snow Patrolled?
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When you're so off your face you can't even move or talk you are snow patrolled.
When you can't be moved however hard your friends try and onlookers ask if they should call an ambulance you are really fucking snow patrolled.
"She was so fucking snow patrolled we just had to leave her lying there. Don't suppose you had heard anything from her in the last few days?"
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