Snow Snake

What is Snow Snake?


1.

the nemisis of skiers and boarders the world over. Snowsnakes tend to like to warm them shelves on steep snow-covered slopes. Their white color makes them impossible to see while skiing or boarding. Often the cause for unxplained wipe outs.

dude1: Man, that was a killer wipe out!

dude2: Yeah, must have hit a fucking snow snake!

See skiing, boarding, wipe out, falling, crashing

2.

The white male penis.

I fucked her with my snow snake.

3.

A snake that travels under deep snow commonly in the area of upper michigan that causes you to loose your boot. the only way to catch one is to go to the deep snow in the middle of a field with a fishing net and six- pack of beer.

the damn snow snake took my boot help me dig it out.

See snow snake, yooper, snow

4.

This is what will crawl up your ass in the dead of winter if you have to take a shit outside, especially in New England.

Parent to child: don't go to the bathroom outdoors in winter, or a snow snake could crawl up your butt.

Man, I gotta take a dump but I'm afraid a snow snake will crawl up my ass!


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