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A munter that is yours for only 2 pints!
Literally cheap as chips.
I can't be bothered with any 'posh stuff' tonight, t..
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Ambidextrous masturbation.
Able to masturbate with either hand.
"I just broke my hand during practice, good thing I'm ambima..
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When you put your penis into someones flab rolls and thrust it back and forth.
Girl: I'm feeling horny
Boy: Fancy a sausage roll?..