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When a person alters pictures of themselves online to appear thinner, yet continues to maintain their current body type in real-life.
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Presenter of GMTV and other deritive tv programmes, from the land of ireland.
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1. A rare sexual tool wielded by a master of intimate pleasure and desire
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen..