Snuffleupagus

What is Snuffleupagus?


1.

Debuting in 1971 on Sesame Street, Snuffleupagus was a woolly mammoth-like creature with long eyelashes. At first adults mistakenly believed he was Big Bird's imaginary friend because Snuffy shuffled off (presumably because he suddenly remembered he might have left the oven on) every time Big Bird left the scene to gather witnesses. In 1985 Big Bird finally proved that his shaggy friend was not a figment of his imagination.

"Snuffleupagus is real!"

2.

Placing your scrotum on someones nose, then laying your penis down their face. After doing this wake them up and say, "Say good morning to Snuffleupagus." Used to entertain at parties shindigs and bah-mitzvahs. Similair to being red-rodgered, polynesian headphoned, or arabian goggled.

While he was sleeping I snuffleupagused my friend.

or, more accurately.

...ex-friend, but hey it was funny as fuck right?

3.

An uncircumcised human male penis, especially one with an excess of foreskin in the unerect state; a man who possesses such a penis. Short form is "snuffie(s)".

So-called after the namesake character on a children's show sporting a large, dangling snout.

Why do you hate Snuffleupagus so much! OK, quick poll, girls... Do any of you actually prefer snuffies?

See snuffie, helmet, uncut, skin flute

4.

The male equivalent of motor-boating. When one puts their head in a man’s crotch, while he is not erect, and wiggles one's mouth around the pack of meat, using tongue when it is seen fit. This should arouse the man and, once arousal occurs, an elephant trumpeting sound must be made to signal triumph.

Dante gave Randal a snuffleupagus last night. You could hear Dante trumpting from across the street.

See snuffleupagus, motor boat, hot carl, cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, blumpkin

5.

The coolest name ever! A character on Sesame St. that was Big Bird's imaginary friend. Called snuffy.

Whoah man I'm so stoned I'm seeing snuffleupagus here.

6.

Leaving. Not able to be seen, like Mr. Snuffleupagus

Yo boys, I'm snuffleupagus.

7.

A rather unattractive female with physical properties similar to the Sesame Street muppet, snuffleupagus

Alan had sex with a real snuffleupagus last night

See snuffleupagus, alan, gammon, sex, sesame, street


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