What is Snuffleupagus?
1.
Debuting in 1971 on
"Snuffleupagus is real!"
2.
Placing your
While he was sleeping I snuffleupagused my friend.
or, more accurately.
...ex-friend, but hey it was funny as fuck right?
3.
An uncircumcised human male penis, especially one with an excess of foreskin in the unerect state; a man who possesses such a penis. Short form is "snuffie(s)".
So-called after the namesake character on a children's show sporting a large, dangling snout.
Why do you hate Snuffleupagus so much! OK, quick poll, girls... Do any of you actually prefer snuffies?
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4.
The male equivalent of motor-boating. When one puts their head in a man’s crotch, while he is not erect, and wiggles one's mouth around the pack of meat, using tongue when it is seen fit. This should arouse the man and, once arousal occurs, an elephant trumpeting sound must be made to signal triumph.
Dante gave Randal a snuffleupagus last night. You could hear Dante trumpting from across the street.
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5.
The coolest name ever! A character on Sesame St. that was Big Bird's imaginary friend. Called snuffy.
Whoah man I'm so stoned I'm seeing snuffleupagus here.
6.
Leaving. Not able to be seen, like Mr. Snuffleupagus
Yo boys, I'm snuffleupagus.
7.
A rather unattractive female with physical properties similar to the Sesame Street muppet, snuffleupagus
Alan had sex with a real snuffleupagus last night
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