What is Snurd?
1.
The art of sniffing Ladies bike seats in warm/hot weather.
Best performed on a tandam with the Lady at the front whilst going uphill.
Are we going out snurding today love?
The weathermen say it's going to be cracking the flags!
2.
A fusion of snow and dog waste (turd) often seen during a thaw.
*Mark Saunders Definition*
Mark: "Why's that snowball brown?"
Izzy: "Must've been a snurd"
See
3.
when someone shits in the bath and pokes it down the plughole with his big toe
coombesy is a snerd
Random Words:
1.
A woman's gift of nag.
Speak softly and carry a vag hammer.
I wasn't home for more than 10 minutes when she took out her va..
1.
dismissive insult. implies incest in the person's family and links to travellers.
shut up! your ma's your sister!
See ma, si..