Snurd

What is Snurd?

The art of sniffing Ladies bike seats in warm/hot weather.

Best performed on a tandam with the Lady at the front whilst going uphill.

Are we going out snurding today love?

The weathermen say it's going to be cracking the flags!

A fusion of snow and dog waste (turd) often seen during a thaw.

*Mark Saunders Definition*

Mark: "Why's that snowball brown?"

Izzy: "Must've been a snurd"

See snow, snowball, turd, crap, thaw

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coombesy is a snerd

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