Snurd

What is Snurd?


1.

The art of sniffing Ladies bike seats in warm/hot weather.

Best performed on a tandam with the Lady at the front whilst going uphill.

Are we going out snurding today love?

The weathermen say it's going to be cracking the flags!

2.

A fusion of snow and dog waste (turd) often seen during a thaw.

*Mark Saunders Definition*

Mark: "Why's that snowball brown?"

Izzy: "Must've been a snurd"

See snow, snowball, turd, crap, thaw

3.

when someone shits in the bath and pokes it down the plughole with his big toe

coombesy is a snerd


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