What is Snurd?
1.
The art of sniffing Ladies bike seats in warm/hot weather.
Best performed on a tandam with the Lady at the front whilst going uphill.
Are we going out snurding today love?
The weathermen say it's going to be cracking the flags!
2.
A fusion of snow and dog waste (turd) often seen during a thaw.
*Mark Saunders Definition*
Mark: "Why's that snowball brown?"
Izzy: "Must've been a snurd"
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3.
when someone shits in the bath and pokes it down the plughole with his big toe
coombesy is a snerd
Random Words:
1.
a) The act of completely destroying an opponent to the point of embarrassment.
b) To beat severely about the head and shoulders.
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An attempt to leave the tedium of everyday existence behind.
Some day I would love to face a door with the sign blinking Exit Normal.
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1. someone who is afraid of everything
2. Vagina
3. Pussy
Yo that ma fucker is a poo-shnaz
That bitch had THE wettest poo-shnaz
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