What is Snurd?
1.
The art of sniffing Ladies bike seats in warm/hot weather.
Best performed on a tandam with the Lady at the front whilst going uphill.
Are we going out snurding today love?
The weathermen say it's going to be cracking the flags!
2.
A fusion of snow and dog waste (turd) often seen during a thaw.
*Mark Saunders Definition*
Mark: "Why's that snowball brown?"
Izzy: "Must've been a snurd"
See
3.
when someone shits in the bath and pokes it down the plughole with his big toe
coombesy is a snerd
