Snurp Edit Meaning

1.

A snurp is when you burp and sneeze at the same time. Also known as a bneeze, snurps usually have a lag time between the burp and the sneeze (in any order). If really well timed, a snurp can be deadly and can make you throw up your innards. A mass snurp can end civilizations.

Chris does have the ability to produce synchronous snurps.

"By Jove", Dr. Smellford exclaimed," So it is a mass snurp which destroyed Atlantis!"

See burp, sneeze, throw up, deadly

2.

When you sneeze a burp at the same time, and in doing so its hurts like hell.

Ben had to sneeze and when he did he burped, and I said hey good snurp, and he said OUCH.

See burp, sneeze, snurp, ouch, pain

3.

It is a sneeze-burp. The person sneezes, then burps at the same time as the sneeze or shortly after.

"Dude!"

"What?"

"I totally snurped last night and my girlfriend broke up with me."

See sneeze, burp, noise, nose, mouth

4.

adj. snurp refers to a sucking, drinking and slurping like motion while snorting. Someone may also be called a snurp when they talk in a sucking, drinking and slurping like motion while snorting.

"This morning I snurped my cereal. Mom got mad."

"Why do you keep acting like such a snurf, I can't hear you."

See creampuff

5.

The process of taking one last breath and then dying.

Nurse: Doctor, do you think he might snurp?

Doctor: Yes,the chances of him snurping are very high.

Nurse: My only other patient already snurped tonight, I don't know if I can handle another.

Doctor: When he snurps, let me know. Oh yeah, stop your whining.

See death, dying, dead, breathing, breath, snurped

6.

noun. someone whose appearance, demeanor, and presence sucks so completely that it begins to swallow everything around them.

that snurp sucke up all the hipness from the room

See bogarter, suckage