Snurtle

What is Snurtle?


1.

A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggyand lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheekyand minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.

In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.

See turtle, snail, slow, lazy, slug, slack, cheeky, daggy

2.

A ancient cousin of the Turtle. The most common breed has a purple shell and blue skin. Recently become a fad on the online game, Roblox

I saw a Snurtle in the street today.

See pwnt, yew, so, hard, lol, pointless

3.

to rummage through somebody else's stuff

i just saw you snurtle. stop snurtling in my underpants draw

See pants, turtle, purple, poo

4.

an uncircumcized penis

eewwwwsick get the snurtle away from me,and roll it up!

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