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An amazingly fit woman, in her early fourties, preferably blonde with large breasts. Has the accent of a mancunian and pronounces everyt..
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When your nose is running so much and is so raw that instead of blowning your nose for the hundredth time you just stick tissues up your..
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When someone shits all over your dick and then gives you a blowjob.
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