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The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp mons..
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This is what a Korean-born guy in his thirties who has a heavy accent and not very understandable and who works 80 hours a week says if ..
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When you strap a dildo to your head and have intercourse with a girl using the dildo on your forehead.
Wait? You dildunicorned Samatha,..