What is Soap Dick?
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When you're in the shower and you don't have any lotion to beat off with and you just have to resort to soap. Also, it stings the pee hole on occasion.
"I was in the shower and lotion was no where to be found, so i had to resort to becoming a soap dick for that day, beatin the meat with some lever 2000."
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a big ugly pig that a guy screw's cuz he cant be w/ the girl he really wants. She's big, fat, and ugly, and sleezy. She there ..