What is Soap Dick?
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When you're in the shower and you don't have any lotion to beat off with and you just have to resort to soap. Also, it stings the pee hole on occasion.
"I was in the shower and lotion was no where to be found, so i had to resort to becoming a soap dick for that day, beatin the meat with some lever 2000."
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Actually not pubes at all but the strange oily-stingy substance that looks like a type of shit-covered horse hair and somtimes ass floss..
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When you take the top of a toilet off and shit in the water. Then every time someone flushes there will be shit particles in the bowl.
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